Thursday, December 24, 2009

Degenerate Holiday Picks - Week 16

Happy Holidays to everyone! Quick Picks for the NFL week 16:

(Standard Disclosures - home team in CAPS, recreational use, etc.)

TITANS (-3) over San Diego - Titans are more desperate

SAINTS (-14.5) over Buccaneers - Rebound game for New Orleans

Buffalo (+9) over FALCONS - Too many points for a team that isn't good.

EAGLES (-7) over Broncos - Ride the regular season wave of the Eagles

DOLPHINS (-3) over Texans - Houston can't win a game that matters.

PACKERS (-14) over Seahawks - Seattle is mailing it in.

Panthers (+5.5) over GIANTS - Panthers like to spoil other seasons like Delhomme spoiled theirs.

BROWNS (-3.5) over Raiders - Do you want to bet on Charlie Frye getting revenge in Cleveland?

PATRIOTS (-7.5) over Jaguars - Pats only win at home.

Chiefs (+14) over BENGALS - Last week they were fueled by emotion and this week reality sets in. And they have played to the level of their competition all season.

Ravens (+2.5) over STEELERS - Despite last week's miracle against Green Bay, the Steelers have holes that the Ravens know and can exploit.

CARDINALS (-14) over Rams - Cardinals have a shot to unseat the Vikings as the #2 seed.

49ERS (-11.5) over Lions - Send in your highlight tape and you could start at QB for the Lions next week.

COLTS (-5.5) over Jets - Sanchez may turn it over enough to allow Jim Caldwell to finally rest Peyton.

Cowboys (-4) over REDSKINS - If Jim Zorn decided not to show up, would anyone notice?

Vikings (-7) over BEARS - As much as I want the "Favre Diva Show" to cost the Vikings more games, it's the Bears in primetime, which means Jay Cutler will have a minimum of 2 interceptions. It's as obvious as the forced dialogue on The Hills or The City.

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